a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Life is so much better after having sex.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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