Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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