his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
there was a trapeze. enough said
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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