Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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