whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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