Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
