I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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