ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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