Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
