Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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