I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
