At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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