then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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