She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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