I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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