He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
What a dumb baby whore.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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