There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
