I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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