So drunk its hurt
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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