I'm lost and stupid without you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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