ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Randomize
