Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
