4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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