Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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