It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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