OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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