yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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