nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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