Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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