remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
