do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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