he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
