Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just want to make out with him forever
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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