Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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