Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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