Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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