So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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