I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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