What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
