yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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