I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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