i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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