I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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