what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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