you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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