I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
this just has baby written all over it
two words...techno handjob
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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