And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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