so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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