That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
