Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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