I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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