her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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