check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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